My Dog Said You're a Hoe T-Shirt | Funny Dog Quote Tee | Snarky Sarcastic Shirt

Soft, lived-in tee with a deadpan sense of humor — a low-key way to let your dog speak for you. The lightweight, breathable cotton drapes casually over the body and the ribbed crew neck keeps the silhouette neat while staying relaxed. The minimalist, typewriter-style text sits centered on the chest in a muted white that reads like an offhand joke shared between friends. Wear it on morning dog walks, coffee runs, or lazy nights when you want your outfit to do the talking without shouting. The understated gray heather adds an easy, versatile tone that layers under jackets or pairs with jeans and sneakers for a look that’s equal parts comfortable and cheeky.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and shape retention
- Ribbed knit crew neck with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider for crisp, vibrant text
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; various fabric blends for heather colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean