Loose As A Goose Shirt, Funny Retro Graphic Tee, Vintage Washed Animal T-Shirt
$11.21+ $18.69+
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings playful energy to everyday wear. A bold illustrated goose stands mid-honk beneath hand-lettered, neon-style text reading “LOOSE AS A,” surrounded by bright, doodled stars—an irreverent little anthem for anyone who prefers spontaneity over plans. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton has a soft, lived-in feel from the after-construction dyeing, so the color and texture mellow with each wash instead of looking crisp and new. Wear it when you want to lean into silly confidence: at weekend hangouts, low-key shows, or while wandering the city streets. It sits roomy across the shoulders and chest for easy layering and moves with you, whether you’re goofing around with friends or lounging at home.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, pre-shrunk, and soft after garment dyeing
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for comfortable drape
- Garment-dyed construction for vintage-washed color and soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Size range S–4XL with a sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean