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"The chef refused to make dinosaur nuggets because I wanted macaroni instead."
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"My mom told me to wear shoes outside."
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She said I couldn't lick the dog."
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She asked me to flush the toilet after using it."
Honestly, I don't know how this establishment is still in business.
— Management (also me)